Dad-Level Jokes That Are Bigger And Father Than Ever

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Eric Lund
Jul 24, 2021 8:00 PM EDT

Be they horribly clever or just horrible, we never fail to enjoy the dad jokes that go father than ever before. Why do dads love puns? Probably because any other funny thing they have to say would most likely be about your mom or make you want to barf. So for everyone's comfort and safety, we have dad jokes that deliver dad shelf humor. For a dad bein' a real dad about things, here's a Tumblr thread on a wholesome and hilarious dad.

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    Flash photography - JOHN XENA @arkanememes WARRIOR PRINCESS
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    Car - ABBEY NORMAL ROAD
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    Footwear - MY KID ME WAITING OL SPON ALL HIS WORLDLY IN THE CAR POSSESSIONS SB R mold Strengman Classle EIN TH
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    Font - bombing for someone who's 70% water you don't look very refreshing strwberry97 BURNNNN bombing water cannot be burned poisonnoak EVAPORATEEE
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    Atmosphere - America Pmerica
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    Photograph - You can't just post random pictures and text and then expect people to understand: how the
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    Muscle - Evil villain: You can run but you can't hide! Me: That's where you're wrong pal. *out of breath* I can't do either
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    Blue - WELCOME TO MY OFFISH
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    Tire - Kids, Grandpa and Grandma агe here!
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    Hairstyle - DR DRES PARENTS ARE MA DRE AND PA DRE imgflip.cm
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    Food - These loafers will keep you nice and toasty
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    Font - Kinsey Sords @KinseySords This man in the gym just proposedddd and she said NOO00000O00 Nik @stfulol Well that didn't workout
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    Sky
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    Photograph - I HAVE THE NECESSARY YOUR KOALAFICATIONS ARE KOALAFICATIONS COMPLETELY IRRELEPHANT THIS ARGUING IS BECOMING DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S LION UNBEARABLE! INDEED HORSE PLEASE WHEN DO YOU EVER SAY SOMETHING SMART? DON'T WORRY, OWL WAIT I'M OUT OF HERE! IT'S MAKING MY VOICE HORSE OUCH HAWKWARD YOU ALL ARE GIRAFFING ME CRAZY ALPACA LET MINNOW YOUR THINGS WHEN YOU GET THERE
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    Font - A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.
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    Outerwear - Just try to look at your shoes the same way again... You're welcome.
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    Water - WHEN MEN OVER 30 WITH A BEER BELLY WEAR SKINNY JEANS TO LOOK YOUNGER
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    Tableware - had to quit my job in construction because I wasn't them your too big enough or strong enough! Did you give weak notice?
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